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December 31st, 2012


das_mervin
09:24 pm - WELCOME TO DAS SPORKING [sticky post]
NOTICE: ANONYMOUS COMMENTING IS CURRENTLY OFF



Welcome one and all to das_sporking! I am your host, das_mervin, and I hope you enjoy your stay at my fabulous little community of sporkers. Here, we have over thirty different sporkers that spork in over forty different fandoms including original fiction, so you have plenty of flavors to choose from. The sporks range from the short and succinct to highly-detailed and long-winded, but above all else, they are all devoted to snarky analysis of the stories they pick apart.

Aren’t sure where to start? Well, come on in—this post has the rules and every single link that might interest you and help you find your way around.

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Das Sporking Points of InterestCollapse )

The Chatterbox

You talked, I listened—some of the comm members here expressed an interest in a place where they could just talk—well, here it is! Welcome to the Chatterbox! It’s kept here at das_sporking so you don’t have to go join another comm or something. With these posts, you don’t have to keep your discussion limited to a chapter or part of a story in a sporking—here, you can just talk with the other comm members and get to know them. It doesn’t always have to be about badfic and bad writing! Right now, the list of topics is short, but if the Chatterbox proves popular, perhaps the list shall soon expand.

The Twilight Series
Leah Clearwater
The Fifty Shades Trilogy
The Fifty Shades of Grey Movies
Literature
Movies
Television
Fanfiction
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December 6th, 2016


gehayi
12:41 am - FFT: Chapter 28--The White God [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
There"s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doCollapse )

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November 20th, 2016


lady_fofa
09:02 pm - Throne of Glass Chapter 4 and 5
Read more...Collapse )

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November 12th, 2016


masterghandalf
04:33 pm - Partially Kissed Hero: Chapter 11
In which Harrymort and Luna exposit at length about how Darth Dumbledore is responsible for everything bad ever.Collapse )
Current Location: The Forbidden Forest
Current Music: "The Invisibility Cloak" - SS OST

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November 15th, 2016


mirandagaara
02:05 am - The Threat Of Humanity: Prologue - Searching...
Return of the Elven Unicorn Sue!Collapse )

Table Of Contents
Current Location: Edoras
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Girlschool

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mirandagaara
12:47 am - The Threat Of Humanity
The Threat Of Humanity

By Kirilla

Alternate Title: Rewrite of The Elven Unicorn Sue

SPORKER: Mirandagaara

Remember that hideous Mary Sue I sporked a while ago? The "Last Unicorn" rip off, who's creator insisted that she wasn't a Sue, despite her having almost every single Sueish characteristic in existance? Who saturated her fanfic in purple prose, and after not receiving endless praise for her fic, decided to abandon it? Well, the Suethor made an attempt at a rewrite, which is just as bad as the original and, in parts, even worse. The Mary Sue is still an obvious self insert, who retains all the speshul powers that bothered reviewers before, and continues to be a unicorn, despite how stupid that idea was considered in the original. Let's all welcome the return of the Elven Unicorn Sue!

Table of ContentsCollapse )
Current Location: Edoras
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Girlschool

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November 24th, 2016


ianxfalcon
05:47 pm - Wizard's First Rule - Chapter 25
This is the worst chapter so far. You’ve been warned.Collapse )

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December 1st, 2016


gehayi
12:12 am - FFT: Chapter 27 Part II--How the Gods Met Their End [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN, KET MAKURA & GEHAYI]
You know it is the truth you hear/Ragnarök is drawing nearCollapse )

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November 29th, 2016


gehayi
12:03 am - FFT: Chapter 27 Part I--How the Gods Met Their End [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN, KET MAKURA & GEHAYI]
I am the walker on the wind/The shapeshifterCollapse )

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November 9th, 2016


esme_amelia
10:55 am - Early Redemption - Chapter 60
Last time, the Death Star battle started and it was super-boring. Will the rest of the battle be even MORE boring? Let's find out.

Chapter 60 - How Can A Death Star Battle Be So Boring?Collapse )

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astra_aurora
12:31 am - Magician's Gambit: Chapter Twenty-One- No Plans, No Forethought, No Intelligence
ASTRA: Hey, everyone. Today we get some actual drama. I know, amazing.

Read more...Collapse )
Current Mood: exhaustedexhausted
Current Music: Snuff- Shibari

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esme_amelia
12:11 am - Meet the Corellians - Chapter 5
Last time on Meet the Corellians, we had an incredibly boring chapter where nothing important happened. However, now we get to meet Leia . . . and things are about to get weird.

Chapter 5 - What"s worse than an obnoxious little Sue brat? TWO obnoxious little Sue brats!Collapse )

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November 23rd, 2016


gehayi
06:27 pm - FFT: Chapter 26--Fairy Gold [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
Walker meets a Weeping Angel—and finds it goodCollapse )

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November 22nd, 2016


gehayi
12:22 am - FFT: Chapter 25--The Three Little Pinks [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
All these girls wearing bubble gum pink/Guess I didn"t get the memoCollapse )

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October 23rd, 2016


lady_fofa
02:43 pm - Wings Chapter 3 and 4
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November 10th, 2016


ianxfalcon
08:54 pm - Wizard's First Rule - Chapter 24
Special gruel, sticky blood and the visage of wanton passion.Collapse )

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November 17th, 2016


gehayi
12:26 am - FFT: Chapter 24--The Empress's New Clothes [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
It"s altogether the very least that she has ever wornCollapse )

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November 15th, 2016


gehayi
12:01 am - FFT: Chapter 23--How Winter Came to the World [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
I wish spring would come/Warming in the sunCollapse )

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October 18th, 2016


carakasla
09:15 pm - Beautiful Creatures--9.14: The Real Boo Radley Part Two
Don't forget Part One!

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carakasla
08:56 pm - Beautiful Creatures--9.14: The Real Boo Radley Part One
Cara: So! We begin with chapter called ‘The Real Boo Radley’. Is it the famous character from the famous Southern Gothic novel that was critical of the racist and segregated South of the 1940s who now encapsulates the notion of the recluse or outcast in a town who is misunderstood and actually very kind and shy?

Yeah, no. It's not him.

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October 15th, 2016


mirandagaara
11:13 pm - The Land of Khand - Chapter 5
Ding dong, the Sue is dead! As she deserves, after unfairly bashing Boromir once more.Collapse )

Table Of Contents
Current Location: Edoras
Current Mood: lazylazy
Current Music: Heart

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November 10th, 2016


gehayi
02:49 am - Feminist Fairy Tales--Chapter 23 Postponed
Hi, folks. Due to several things (an incapacitated sporker, a clinically depressed one, and an internet that has gone down five times so far in as many hours), the spork of "How Winter Came to the World" has been postponed until Tuesday, November 15, 2016.

We are sorry for the delay and we hope that you understand.

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November 8th, 2016


gehayi
12:21 am - FFT: Chapter 22--Cinder-Helle [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
Bibbity-bobbity-EWCollapse )

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October 14th, 2016


masterghandalf
09:38 pm - Partially Kissed Hero: Chapter 10
In which Professor Dumbledore delves into the darkest of magics, and makes certain we all know he is Evil.Collapse )
Current Location: Hogwarts - Dungeons
Current Music: HPB OST - "The Killing of Dumbledore"

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October 31st, 2016


astra_aurora
07:51 pm - Magician's Gambit: Chapter Twenty- Stuck In A Fetch Quest With You
ASTRA: Hey, everyone. We begin with a short infodump saying that while this year had a long summer in parts, autumn has been brief. The nights are getting colder, and there’s hints that winter will be early and severe.

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Current Mood: determineddetermined
Current Music: The Magnetic Fields- Old Orchard Beach

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