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December 31st, 2012

09:24 pm - WELCOME TO DAS SPORKING [sticky post]

Welcome one and all to das_sporking! I am your host, das_mervin, and I hope you enjoy your stay at my fabulous little community of sporkers. Here, we have over thirty different sporkers that spork in over forty different fandoms including original fiction, so you have plenty of flavors to choose from. The sporks range from the short and succinct to highly-detailed and long-winded, but above all else, they are all devoted to snarky analysis of the stories they pick apart.

Aren’t sure where to start? Well, come on in—this post has the rules and every single link that might interest you and help you find your way around.

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The Chatterbox

You talked, I listened—some of the comm members here expressed an interest in a place where they could just talk—well, here it is! Welcome to the Chatterbox! It’s kept here at das_sporking so you don’t have to go join another comm or something. With these posts, you don’t have to keep your discussion limited to a chapter or part of a story in a sporking—here, you can just talk with the other comm members and get to know them. It doesn’t always have to be about badfic and bad writing! Right now, the list of topics is short, but if the Chatterbox proves popular, perhaps the list shall soon expand.

The Twilight Series
Leah Clearwater
The Fifty Shades Trilogy
The Fifty Shades of Grey Movies
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July 12th, 2016

01:27 pm - Early Redemption - Chapter 51
Previously on Early Redemption, we reached a milestone of fifty chapters and QN fixed it so the Falcon got caught in the tractor beam solely because Han was stupid. Now we get to see how Anakin butts into the Death Star rescue, whoopie.

Chapter 51 - Padme"s TOTALLY Not A Weakling, Nope!Collapse )

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08:12 pm - Magician's Gambit: Chapter Fourteen- Random Encounter Time
ASTRA: Hey, everyone. This chapter should be quite short, hopefully.

AURORA: *nods* That being said, ‘short’ does not mean ‘uneventful’, so let’s get started.

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Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: Kendrick Lamar- You Ain't Gotta Lie (Momma Said)

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12:28 am - Beautiful Creatures--9.11: Collision
Cara: Alright everyone, I'm going to start off this chapter with a warning. Ethan kind of acts like a major creeper towards Lena. Frankly, what he does is that he finds Lena on the side of the road in a broken down car and then tries to force her to come into his car with him, even though she doesn't want to because she has no idea who he is and she is lost and doesn't know where she is. So, while it's not as bad as some of the 50 Shades stuff, I think it's safer to just put a TRIGGER WARNING here before we begin.

Let's get started, shall we?

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July 24th, 2016

11:31 am - Project K Chronicles: Chapter 15 "Death of the Crimson Butterfly"
Resident Evil:The Project K Chronicles {Leon S.Kennedy} pt.15 Death of the Crimson Butterfly
Project K Chronicles - Chapter 15Collapse )

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July 3rd, 2016

01:23 pm - Partially Kissed Hero: Chapter 5
In which Harrymort shops some more, shows off, and another character gets dragged into the mess.Collapse )
Current Location: Malfoy Manor
Current Music: DH OST - The Diadem

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June 27th, 2016

01:05 pm - Early Redemption - Chapter 50
Last time on Early Redemption, we learned that Bail was the one who truly saved Alderaan, but QN kept swooning over Anakin anyway. Will anything happen in this chapter other than Movie Dialogue Mode? Let's see.

Chapter 50 - Making Han The IdiotCollapse )

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June 26th, 2016

07:57 pm - A Boy and His Fox - Final Thoughts
Let's wrap things up, everyone!

Click to enter Sporker"s Rift.Collapse )

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July 17th, 2016

07:14 pm - Harry Potter And The Girl Who Lived: Chapter 20 (Part 2)
ZeldaQueen: Are you ready, folks?


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June 26th, 2016

11:08 pm - Wizard's First Rule - Chapter 18
Richard the genius realizes that if someone tells him where the box is, he will know where it is!Collapse )

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July 14th, 2016

05:25 pm - Halo - Chapter 12 - Saving Grace
Chapter 12 – Saving GraceCollapse )

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June 23rd, 2016

08:51 pm - A Boy and His Fox - Chapter 30 (Part 2)
And we're back for part two of the finale, picking up right at the final battle.

For a specific trigger in this chapter, Ahri endangers herself at one point in a manner that comes across very much like Suicide by Cop.

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08:50 pm - A Boy and His Fox - Chapter 30 (Part 1)
It's the final chapter!

Thanks to every who stuck with this mess of a fanfic up to this points :) Your delightfully snarky comments have made it worthwhile.

The last chapter, sadly, is signifcantly longer than any other, so much so that it calls for a part 2. So you get double the Kal, yaaaay!

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July 11th, 2016

04:47 pm - The Host: Chapter 14 - Disputed
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04:37 am - Project K Chronicles: Chapter 14 "Unexpected Rescue"
Resident Evil:The Project K Chronicles {Leon S.Kennedy} pt.14 Unexpected Rescue

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June 18th, 2016

10:59 pm - Early Redemption - Chapter 49
Last time on Early Redemption, Vader was TOTALLY against destroying Alderaan and Alderaan miraculously WASN'T destroyed thanks to a couple of random spies QN pulled out of her ass. This chapter doesn't have much to get excited about, so let's just get it over with.

Chapter 49 - Boring, Boring, BoringCollapse )

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June 17th, 2016

10:48 pm - Magician's Gambit: Chapter Thirteen- The Incredibly Long And Winding Road

ASTRA: Hey, everyone. Welcome to Part Three: Ulgo. Which should be Ulgoland. Don’t know why it isn’t.

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Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Kingswood- ICFTYDLM

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June 18th, 2016

09:11 am - The Master Chapter 3
Last time, we had a random rape dream and mass kidnappings by Malik's apparently muscle bound rare hunters, in hopes of maybe convincing whoever had the card to kinda hand it over, and Ra saying "no".

So now we watch as our hero that has gotten tossed around more than detective Lew Harper, attempts a, rescue, maybe?

Eh, I dunno if I have much faith in Fic Henry. Maybe Yugi can save the day instead.

Where an idiot tries to assault his friend, againCollapse )

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June 13th, 2016

03:22 pm - The Master Chapter 2

In which an idiot has random houses raidedCollapse )

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July 5th, 2016

02:31 pm - Life and Death: Chapter 2 - Open Book (Part I)
Chapter 2 – Open Book (Part I)Collapse )

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June 12th, 2016

01:45 am - Fragile Hearts: Chapter 4
You know, when I said in the ToC that no Doctor Who companion deserves to be made Bella’s tag-along through the events of New Moon, I meant it; I truly, truly meant it. That’s because no companion, no matter how stupid or useless or annoying, would put up with Bella’s bullshit. Sure, they wouldn’t all be as bitter and pissed as I would be/am right now, but I can’t think of one companion, Classic or New, who would hear Bella’s sob story and think “Wow, it’s so heartbreaking that her true love left her. Truly no one else’s life is worse or more sorrowful than hers.” This is because they’ve all been through much worse shit traveling the universe than this, and I wouldn’t even wish this on companions I can’t stand because I’d rather see Bella called out than see a character from a much better canon, no matter how loathsome said character is, warped into Bella’s sidekick. Not even Clara Oswald, the companion I currently hate the most, deserves something as low as that.

The reason I’m telling you this is because this chapter is going to suck. Hard. At least 90% of this chapter is the soul-crushingly dull movie-transcript-with-OC-insert cliché, and while Rose is by no means my favorite companion, this bullshit is so far beneath her as both a character and a companion that I don’t care about the things that annoyed me in the show. Not when there’s a greater evil to be taken down.

A chapter so painful it took a year to sporkCollapse )

Current Mood: apatheticapathetic

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June 10th, 2016

10:14 pm - Early Redemption - Chapter 48
Previously on Early Redemption, we had Movie Dialogue Mode, padding, and Vader being OOC. But now, the Death Star is on its way to Alderaan! Did the time travelers (anyone remember them?) succeed in rewriting history for Alderaan? Who the fuck cares by now?

Chapter 48 - The Biggest Ass-Pull Since Chapter 21Collapse )

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July 2nd, 2016

11:26 am - How I Became Yours: Chapter 4 - Part 3
ZeldaQueen: This is it, ladies and gents. With this, we finish the penultimate chapter of How I Became Yours! And we're at the truly meaty part, which everyone has something to say about. I know you're all excited for this, so let's begin!

The Plot Has Arrived To Engage In The Climax! Hooray! (Also Gorey Bloodbending. Not Yay.)Collapse )

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June 7th, 2016

03:01 pm - This Man Chapter Eight, Part Two
Contains potential triggers.Collapse )
Current Mood: exhaustedexhausted

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June 4th, 2016

09:12 pm - Partially Kissed Hero: Chapter 4
Warning, this chapter contains discussion of abuse and a potentially offensive metaphor.

In which Perfect Lionheart gives opinions on various things, and attempts to write romance.Collapse )
Current Location: Hogwards - Trelawney's Classroom
Current Music: Secrets of the Castle

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