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December 31st, 2012

09:24 pm - WELCOME TO DAS SPORKING [sticky post]

Welcome one and all to das_sporking! I am your host, das_mervin, and I hope you enjoy your stay at my fabulous little community of sporkers. Here, we have over thirty different sporkers that spork in over forty different fandoms including original fiction, so you have plenty of flavors to choose from. The sporks range from the short and succinct to highly-detailed and long-winded, but above all else, they are all devoted to snarky analysis of the stories they pick apart.

Aren’t sure where to start? Well, come on in—this post has the rules and every single link that might interest you and help you find your way around.

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The Chatterbox

You talked, I listened—some of the comm members here expressed an interest in a place where they could just talk—well, here it is! Welcome to the Chatterbox! It’s kept here at das_sporking so you don’t have to go join another comm or something. With these posts, you don’t have to keep your discussion limited to a chapter or part of a story in a sporking—here, you can just talk with the other comm members and get to know them. It doesn’t always have to be about badfic and bad writing! Right now, the list of topics is short, but if the Chatterbox proves popular, perhaps the list shall soon expand.

The Twilight Series
Leah Clearwater
The Fifty Shades Trilogy
The Fifty Shades of Grey Movies
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August 25th, 2016

12:19 am - FFT: Chapter 6--Ugly and the Beast [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life/Never make a pretty woman your wife/From Walker"s point of view, at least/A hideous girl should wed the Beast.Collapse )

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August 2nd, 2016

09:42 pm - Early Redemption - Chapter 54
Previously on Early Redemption, Anakin was a Stu and he called Han and Leia's romance before it even got a chance to start. Now we get to Vader and Obi-Wan's iconic duel and I'm NOT looking forward to Anakin ruining it.

Chapter 54 - Wussy VaderCollapse )

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August 1st, 2016

11:50 pm - Dracula in Love Final Thoughts
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August 23rd, 2016

12:06 am - FFT: Chapter 5--The Frog Princess [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
It"s not easy not being green.Collapse )

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August 1st, 2016

08:45 pm - The Land of Khand - Chapter 2
Queen Moron attends the Council, and does absolutely nothing of any merit.Collapse )

Table Of Contents
Current Location: Edoras
Current Mood: apatheticapathetic
Current Music: Black Stone Cherry

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August 18th, 2016

04:57 pm - Why Horror Movies Are Evil
Never Watch horror movies!Collapse )
Current Mood: anxiousanxious

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07:25 am - How I Became Ayame - Ch. 16 "The Girl in the Tattered Dress"
Chapter 16: The Girl in the Tattered Dress, or Observations of a Gatekeeper

How I Became Ayame - Chapter 16 : Suicide Mention WarningCollapse )

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12:19 am - FFT: Chapter 4--Gorga and the Dragon [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
Sometime"s being a bitch is all a woman"s got to hold onto.--MiseryCollapse )

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August 16th, 2016

12:13 am - FFT: Chapter 3--Snow Night [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
Snow White--now with 100% more rape trigger warnings.Collapse )

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July 25th, 2016

07:39 pm - Magician's Gambit: Chapter Fifteen- On The Proper Process Of Grieving
AURORA: I’m not gonna lie, guys, this one gets damn mean.

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Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: The Birthday Massacre- Pale

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July 30th, 2016

09:19 pm - SAO Volume 3 - Prologue
The prologue's short, so let's knock that out of the way before we get into the meat of this horror show.

Sporking time, take flight!Collapse )

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July 24th, 2016

08:59 pm - [RAXISTAICHO] Sword Art Online Volume Three: Fairy Dance (Part 1) - Table of Contents

Sword Art Online Volume Three: Fairy Dance (Part 1)

By Reki Kawahara

Alternate Title: Anime Twilight, this time with 100% more incest!

SPORKER: Raxistaicho

Ah, Fairy Dance, the part where Sword Art Online went wrong.

Kawahara originally wrote Aincrad as a stand-alone story - though that begs the question of why it ended on a cliffhanger like it did - but after his writing turned into an inexplicable success it was only natural that he'd decide to write sequels. Anyways, where we last left off, our "hero", Kirito defeated the final boss Heathcliff and freed the surviving 6,000 players from Sword Art Online's cold grip. we were finishing up a bunch of side stories that only served to delay the actual plot from progressing.

And that was back a year and a half ago, so I guess I'm guilty of stalling things too :p Blame the length of A Boy and His Fox and Magical Record Lyrical Nanoha Force for that one.

So this time for real, we're gonna see the story of how Kirito reunites with Asuna. Through saving her from more perile, of course.

I'm not going to beat around the bush, Volumes 3 and 4 of Sword Art Online, the so-called Fairy Dance arc, is where even fans of the franchise realized something was wrong. This is where SAO went from mediocre but workable to actively repugnant. This arc sees previous allegedly badass and strong female lead Asuna stuck in a bird cage for most of the story, waiting to be saved by Kirito from her rather rapey captor, and then molested by tentacles at one point. This is where we get properly introduced to Kirito's younger sister (except they're not blood siblings, as is standard for the situation) Suguha, who forms a love triangle with both guys actually being Kirito at the same time, even though he's already officially in a relationship with Asuna. Why? Because falling in love with Kirito is how Kawahara fills in for the time in which he's not giving his female characters actual character growth. This is where Kirito's bizarre mood-swings between being at ease and being seriously motivated begins to really show. This is where Kirito's overpoweredness reaches outright blatant levels.

Anyways, let's link start once again while we all see where Kawahara began to show that when he's not doing mediocre, he's doing BLEARGH!

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August 7th, 2016

06:41 pm - Wizard's First Rule - Chapter 20
Darken Rahl is an idiot, part 2Collapse )

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August 11th, 2016

07:34 pm - Hush, Hush: Chapter 13 - Part 1
ZeldaQueen: Ah, ha! Time for more Hush, Hush!

Like Every Bella Swan Interrogation, But More DumbCollapse )

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12:10 am - FFT: Chapter 2--Princess Questa (Part II) [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI]
Chapter 2 Part II--Revolutionary Girl QuestaCollapse )

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August 10th, 2016

05:44 pm - The Host: Chapter 15 - Guarded
Chapter 15 – GuardedCollapse )

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July 24th, 2016

04:55 pm - Partially Kissed Hero: Chapter 6
In which this fic is (not) Finger Lickin" Good.Collapse )
Current Location: Hogwarts - Hospital Wing
Current Music: "Hagrid the Professor"

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August 9th, 2016

12:04 am - FFT: Chapter 2--Princess Questa (Part I) [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
Chapter 2 Part I--Run away! Also, magical toothed vaginas[WORKSAFE]Collapse )

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July 22nd, 2016

03:46 pm - Early Redemption - Chapter 53
Last time, there was Movie Dialogue Mode and not much else except Anakin getting in the way of everything. This chapter . . . oh God, THIS chapter Anakin gets to show off his Stuiness even more. Brace yourselves.

Chapter 53- Ani Stu Takes Over EVERYTHINGCollapse )

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August 4th, 2016

08:56 pm - Feminist Fairy Tales: Chapter 1--The She-Wolf [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
Chapter 1--The stupidest wise queen EVERCollapse )

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July 21st, 2016

07:11 pm - Sacrifices for Family and Love Chapter 26
Enoby: Oh my God, you guys. I am so sorry for how late this is! Last chapter, Yami and Yuugi told Solomon and Mana about their engagement, and Heba angsted. This chapter they will reveal their engagement to everyone else.

Updates will be infrequent; I’ve started another season at work, and since this centre has a bar, it will be eating up a lot of my time. I’ve explained in more detail –here-, even if it is late coming.
In which things are underwhelmingCollapse )

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August 4th, 2016

12:13 am - Feminist Fairy Tales--Introduction [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI, with KET CAMEOS]
Introduction--In which Walker cites what she loathes about fairy tales and we wonder if she has ever read any.Collapse )

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August 2nd, 2016

12:09 am - Feminist Fairy Tales--Summary and Table of Contents [SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI]
Feminist Fairy Tales

by Barbara G. Walker

(Alternate Title: Mother Goose's Goddess's Tales of Pseudohistoric Misandry
Bonus Title: Especially Grimm Tales to Traumatize Children With)

SPORKERS: ZELDAQUEEN and GEHAYI (with cameos by Ket Makura)

You have never seen anything quite like this.Collapse )

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July 18th, 2016

06:32 pm - Dracula in Love How to Relocate a Vampire
Sorry this is late. I had things going on in real-life that I couldn't ignore and I couldn't be at my machine for that time. Also, while I was doing this, the visual editor didn't seem to be working, so I had to use the HTML editor for it, and while I know some HTML, it's not the best, so don't be surprised if there are errors.
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