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August 7th, 2010


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06:11 pm - [ZELDA_QUEEN] Heart of the Sea - Table of Contents
Heart of the Sea

By Gethsemane Butler

Alternate Title: We’re Gonna Need A Lot More Rum Before We’re Through

You know everything you love about good ol’ Captain Jack Sparrow? His cleverness, his humor, his carefree attitude, his devotion to only two things, himself and his ship, his determination, his need for rum, his bed-hopping habits, and his STDs? Gethsemane didn’t like any aspects of his character as presented in the movies, so she threw them all out and instead saddled us with this sorry, weepy, co-dependent and pussy-whipped sack of shit and then threw in her own self-insert who can trample all over canon and characters and poke her nose where it’s not wanted. Remember how invasive she was in the Sweeney Todd fandom? Oh, baby—you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Kate Morgan and Jack Sparrow
Chapter 2 – The Black Pearl
Chapter 3 – Reopening the Wounds
Chapter 4 – Blackmailed and Cornered

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Chapter 5 – James Norrington
Chapter 6 – Marked
Chapter 7 – The Island
Chapter 8 – The Rescue
Chapter 9 – Another Bargain Made
Chapter 10 – Tia Dalma
Chapter 11 – The Origins of Davy Jones
Chapter 12 – No Longer a Little White Lie
Chapter 13 – The Dutchman’s Storm
Chapter 14 – Katherine’s Attempt
Chapter 15 – Jones’s Deal
Chapter 16 – The Captive
Chapter 17 – Davy Jones
Chapter 18 – A Woman’s Touch
Chapter 19 – A New Heading
Chapter 20 – The Kraken
Chapter 21 – Contemplation and a Resolve
Chapter 22 – No Longer a Monster
Chapter 23 – The Reunion
Chapter 24 – Blood in the Moonlight
Chapter 25 – Stubborn
Chapter 26 – Dive
Chapter 27 – Elizabeth
Chapter 28 – The Chest and Secrets Revealed
Chapter 29 – Return of the Dutchman
Chapter 30 – Jones’s Threat
Chapter 31 – The Final Attack
Chapter 32 – The Ghosts of the Abyss


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