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August 22nd, 2010

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02:59 am - Rose Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Table of Contents
Rose Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

By Keiran Halcyon

Alternate Title: Rose Potter is a Psychopathic Bitch

Not content to smash her way through one book, Rose quickly took her rise to power in stride and marched fearlessly (and nakedly) into Chamber of Secrets. However, she was not content to remain in the nude alone—no, her master plan would not allow it. She ultimately desired to be rid of that disgusting Weasley boy, and thus decided to replace him with something better—his sister! It was not difficult for her to strip Ginny Weasley of her clothes and her modesty, and by fic’s end soon had a naked acolyte. And so she continues her bloody reign of terror, twisting canon events and yet still slavishly following them, refusing to deviate in the slightest from almost all original outcomes so Halcyon doesn’t have to write anything more original than stripping all of the girls naked and having them soap each other up in the showers.

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Note: This sporking is not featured on this LJ; all links lead away to my original Rose Potter scripts and sporkings located on JournalFen.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – The Magical Glen
Chapter 2 – Dobby’s Warning
Chapter 3 – The Burrow
Chapter 4 – At Flourish and Blotts
Chapter 5 – A Struggle to Get to Hogwarts
Chapter 6 – Gilderoy Lockhard
Chapter 7 – Mudbloods and Murmurs
Chapter 8 – The Deathday Party
Chapter 9 – The Writing on the Wall
Chapter 10 – The Rogue Bludger
Chapter 12 – The Polyjuice Potion
Chapter 13 – The Very Secret Diary
Chapter 14 – Cornelius Fudge
Chapter 15 – Aragog
Chapter 16 – The Chamber of Secrets
Chapter 17 – The Heir of Slytherin
Chapter 18 – Dobby’s Reward

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