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August 22nd, 2010

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03:11 am - Rose Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Table of Contents
Rose Potter and the Goblet of Fire

By Keiran Halcyon

Alternate Title: Rose Potter is a Psychopathic Canon-Raping Entitlement-Whore Bitch

Three books down, and Rose shows no signs of stopping. Oh, quite the opposite. It’s argued that here is where she built the most steam. Really, I don’t need to tell you much of anything except the following points: Carving words into Ron’s forehead after viciously beating him, turning Cedric Diggory into a more subservient version of Edward Cullen (which is very amazing, all things considered), dueling with Voldemort and gleefully murdering people while she is at it, and refusing to let Cedric Diggory die by saving him with a deus ex machina of ridiculous proportions. Move forward, dear readers. Move forward.

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Note: This sporking is not featured on this LJ; all links lead away to my original Rose Potter scripts and sporkings located on JournalFen.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – The Riddle House
Chapter 2 – The Scar
Chapter 3 – The Portal
Chapter 4 – Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
Chapter 5 – The Portkey
Chapter 6 – Bagman and Crouch
Chapter 7 – The Quidditch World Cup
Chapter 8 – The Dark Mark
Chapter 9 – Mayhem at the Ministry
Chapter 10 – The Date
Chapter 11 – The Triwizard Tournament
Chapter 12 – Mad-Eye Moody
Chapter 13 – The Unforgivable Curses
Chapter 14 – Beauxbatons and Durmstrang
Chapter 15 – The Goblet of Fire
Chapter 16 – The Four Champions
Chapter 17 – The Weighing of the Wands
Chapter 18 – The Hungarian Horntail
Chapter 19 – The First Task
Chapter 20 – The House-Elf Liberation Front
Chapter 21 – The Not So Unexpected Task
Chapter 22 – The Yule Ball
Chapter 23 – Rita Skeeter’s Scoop
Chapter 24 – The Burglar in the Stores
Chapter 25 – The Second Task
Chapter 26 – Padfoot Ponders
Chapter 27 – The Madness of Mr. Crouch
Chapter 28 – The Dream
Chapter 29 – The Pensieve
Chapter 30 – The Third Task
Chapter 31 – Flesh, Blood, and Bone
Chapter 32 – The Death Eaters
Chapter 33 – Priori Incantatem
Chapter 34 – Veritaserum
Chapter 35 – The Parting of the Ways
Chapter 36 – The Beginning

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Date:June 28th, 2016 02:55 am (UTC)
Um, the last three chapters aren't on the Wayback Machine. :( I was really getting into the spork, too. I thought you should know, in case there might have been another copy somewhere you might know about.
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Date:January 5th, 2017 05:00 am (UTC)
In case you're still interested (six months later), here.

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