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August 22nd, 2010


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03:23 am - Rose Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Table of Contents
Rose Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

By Keiran Halcyon

Alternate Title: Rose Potter is a Psychopathic Cock-Sucking Canon-Raping Entitlement-Whore Bitch

Ritual sex on top of Stonehenge. Descriptions of nipple-sizes. Justifying entitlement behavior. Glorifying her abilities. Bullying her friends into murder. Walking willfully into a trap by Voldemort while claiming it’s all part of a master plan. Killing Sirius mostly so she can have all of his stuff. I really don’t have much else to say anymore, you know that?

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Note: This sporking is not featured on this LJ; all links lead away to my original Rose Potter scripts and sporkings located on JournalFen.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Stonehenge (Part I)
Chapter 1 – Stonehenge (Part II)
Chapter 2 – The Advance Guard
Chapter 3 – Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place
Chapter 4 – The Order of the Phoenix
Chapter 5 – The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black
Chapter 6 – The Ministry of Magic
Chapter 7 – The Hearing
Chapter 8 – The Woes of Mrs. Weasley
Chapter 9 – Luna Lovegood
Chapter 10 – The Sorting Hat’s New Song
Chapter 11 – Professor Umbridge
Chapter 12 – Detention with Dolores
Chapter 13 – Percy and Padfoot
Chapter 14 – The Hogwarts High Inquisitor
Chapter 15 – In the Hog’s Head
Chapter 16 – Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
Chapter 17 – Dumbledore’s Army
Chapter 18 – The Lion and the Serpent
Chapter 19 – Hagrid’s Tale
Chapter 20 – The Eye of the Snake
Chapter 21 – St. Mungo’s Hospital
Chapter 22 – Christmas on the Closed Ward
Chapter 23 – Occlumency and Legillimency
Chapter 24 – The Beetle at Bay
Chapter 25 – Seen and Unforeseen
Chapter 26 – The Centaur and the Sneak
Chapter 27 – Professor Snape’s Gift
Chapter 28 – Career Advice
Chapter 29 – Grawp
Chapter 30 – OWLs
Chapter 31 – Springing a Trap (Part I)
Chapter 31 – Springing a Trap (Part II)
Chapter 32 – The Department of Mysteries
Chapter 33 – Beyond the Veil
Chapter 34 – The Only One He Ever Feared
Chapter 35 – The Lost Prophecy
Chapter 36 – The Second War Begins (Part I)
Chapter 36 – The Second War Begins (Part II)


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From:everstar3
Date:April 25th, 2012 11:02 pm (UTC)
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Hi! I've been rereading Rosey here because a) I'm a masochist and b) I'm rereading the actual book and couldn't remember how Sirius had been dealt with. When I tried to read chapter thirty-three, I found that neither of the links at journal fen work. I thought you ought to know so you could decide whether to repost it or not.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 12th, 2012 08:08 am (UTC)

Noooo D:

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Okay. I'm sad.

It's been years since these were all posted, but a couple of weeks ago I discovered this sporking and have been happily losing myself in it ever since.

Problem is, I can't access OotP chapter 33. Neither of the links work. And I want to read it D:

Do you still have it anywhere? Thanks!

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