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May 26th, 2011

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alien companion

By ANBU commander silverwing

Alternate Title: You Fail Exobiology Forever!


*waves* Hello, everyone. My name is Sister-to-the-Queen, and I bring you the sporking of a fic that reads like an extraterrestrial acid tripper’s worst nightmare. What do I mean by that? Well, this little horror has got it all: more blatant canon violations in the first chapter than I can count on my fingers and toes, logic loopholes the size of Alaska, butchering of the English language to the point where it makes My Inner Life look like Shakespeare, a spectacular case of baaaad biology and even worse sex, non-anthropomorphic yiff, and last but not least, a plot that is so completely batshit insane that it literally left me gawping at my screen.

Please note that the following sporking will be EXTREMELY NSFB and NSFW. I can't stress this enough. Seriously, it's freakin’ gross. I almost threw up while reading this, more than once. You have been warned.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 (Part I)
Chapter 1 (Part II)
Chapter 1 (Part III)
Chapter 2 (Part I)
Chapter 2 (Part II)
Chapter 2 (Part III)
Chapter 2 (Part IV)
Chapter 2 (Part V)
Chapter 2 (Part VI)
Chapter 2 (Part VII)
Chapter 3 (Part I)
Chapter 3 (Part II)
Chapter 3 (Part III)
Chapter 3 (Part IV)
Chapter 3 (Part V)
Chapter 3 (Part VI)
Chapter 3 (Part VII)
Chapter 3 (Part VIII)
Chapter 4 (Part I)
Chapter 4 (Part II)
Chapter 4 (Part III)
Chapter 4 (Part IV)
Chapter 4 (Part V)
Chapter 4 (Part VI)
Chapter 4 (Part VII)
Chapter 4 (Part VIII)
Chapter 4 (Part IX)
Chapter 4 (Part X)
Chapter 4 (Part XI)
Chapter 4 (Part XII)

(9 comments | Leave a comment)


[User Picture]
Date:May 26th, 2011 05:14 pm (UTC)
*stares at the author's name* Wtf?
[User Picture]
Date:May 26th, 2011 06:51 pm (UTC)
*giggles* My name, or the Stuthor's?
[User Picture]
Date:May 26th, 2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
The Stuthor's. Seriously, wtf?

Yours is fine. :D
[User Picture]
Date:May 26th, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC)
Well, ANBU is from Naruto... No clue about "Silverwing".

It's never a good sign when the Suethor has a Sue name.
[User Picture]
Date:May 27th, 2011 05:33 am (UTC)
Silverwing is a series of books and a TV series, apparently. And both feature the adventures of a bat named, and I am not joking, Shade Silverwing. The Suethor seems to have a bit of a thing about bats.
[User Picture]
Date:May 27th, 2011 02:05 pm (UTC)
That he does. They just keep coming.
[User Picture]
Date:May 27th, 2011 07:35 pm (UTC)
Oh. My. Gawd. o.O Predetor and... Alien? Does that even... work? WTF!
[User Picture]
Date:July 21st, 2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
Ask the insane fanbase made up of people who think Predators and Aliens are Sexy 0____0.
[User Picture]
Date:October 6th, 2013 09:09 pm (UTC)
o__0 Please tell me you're joking...

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