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June 26th, 2009

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05:34 pm - Year 5: Ariana and the Mystery of the Muggle Murders - Table of Contents
Ariana and the Mystery of the Muggle Murders

Alternate Title: Ariana and the Ultimate Snape Rape

Just like in Year Four, the author decided to beat us over the head with not only her SUE-PER powers, but also the fact that Severus Snape is completely out of character! The plot centers around NOTHING, the characters all know NOTHING, and we learn absolutely NOTHING about *gasp* NOTHING! Wait…we think Voldemort is in there somewhere, but we’re not sure. Something happens. But it’s crap. If you didn’t hate Ariana before this, you will despise her with everything you have now.

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Letter to a Friend
Chapter 2 – Headache Cure
Chapter 3 – Late Night Fun
Chapter 4 – Return to Hogwarts
Chapter 5 – Bubotuber Pus
Chapter 6 – Memories
Chapter 7 – The Snape’s
Chapter 8 – The Cheering Charm
Chapter 9 – Home for the Holidays
Chapter 10 – Christmas Eve
Chapter 11 – Confession
Chapter 12 – The Letter
Chapter 13 – St. Mungo’s?
Chapter 14 – The Shrieking Shack
Chapter 15 – It is You Who are the Disgrace, Cousin
Chapter 16 – Another Summer Beginning

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