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December 31st, 2011


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11:55 pm - [GROUP SPORKING] Dark Side of the Moon - Table of Contents
Dark Side of the Moon

By blondie

Alternate Title: Because Once Apparently Wasn’t Enough

SPORKER: GROUP SPORKING
ORGANIZED BY: DAS MERVIN AND ZELDA_QUEEN


New Moon. We all hated it. It is arguably the worst of the whole goddamn Twilight series. Twilight is the introduction, Eclipse has the most plot and action, and Breaking Dawn has some entertainment value going for it, in that you can at least read for the ridiculous birthing sequence. But New Moon? JESUS CHRIST. Horrible, awful, do-nothing, and Bella Swan at her whiniest.

A Suethor named Blondie saw it as a challenge. “It was truly whiny and do-nothing and horrible! But I could do worse.” And so she did. She wrote this fic, “Dark Side of the Moon”! Which is New Moon—from Edward Cullen’s point of view. And when I say from his point of view, I mean from his point of view. Blondie has a terrifying ability…the ability to write almost exactly as Meyer did in Midnight Sun.

In other words, in true Mad Scientist fashion, Blondie took New Moon in one hand, Midnight Sun in the other, and, with the help of lightning and insane cackling, fused the two together to make this.

Yeah, no way in hell I was going into this one alone. For those about to spork? WE SALUTE YOU.

Table of Contents

Introduction
Sporking Rules
Preface, sporked by das_mervin and Mrs. Hyde
Chapter 1 – Birthday (Part I), sporked by Mrs. Hyde
Chapter 1 – Birthday (Part II), sporked by Mrs. Hyde
Chapter 2 – Party (Part I), sporked by das_mervin
Chapter 2 – Party (Part II), sporked by das_mervin
Chapter 2 – Party (Part III), sporked by das_mervin
Chapter 3 – Stitches (Part I), sporked by gehayi
Chapter 3 – Stitches (Part II), sporked by gehayi
Chapter 3 – Stitches (Part III), sporked by gehayi
Chapter 4 – Decision (Part I), sporked by sos_sporkers
Chapter 4 – Decision (Part II), sporked by sos_sporkers
Chapter 4 – Decision (Part III), sporked by sos_sporkers
Chapter 4 – Decision (Part IV), sporked by sos_sporkers
Chapter 4 – Decision (Part V), sporked by sos_sporkers
Chapter 4 – Decision (Part VI), sporked by sos_sporkers
Chapter 4 – Decision (Part VII), sporked by sos_sporkers
Chapter 5 – Separation (Part I), sporked by tsukasabuddha
Chapter 5 – Separation (Part II), sporked by tsukasabuddha
Chapter 6 – Domestic Disturbance, sporked by das_mervin
Chapter 7 – The End (Part I), sporked by taekarado
Chapter 7 – The End (Part II), sporked by taekarado
Chapter 8 – Distraction (Part I), sporked by ireyne
Chapter 8 – Distraction (Part II), sporked by ireyne
Chapter 9 – Trick or Treat (Part I), sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 9 – Trick or Treat (Part II), sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 10 – Black Friday (Part I), sporked by the_wittler
Chapter 10 – Black Friday (Part II), sporked by the_wittler
Chapter 11 – Adeste Fideles (Part I), sporked by das_mervin
Chapter 11 – Adeste Fideles (Part II), sporked by gehayi
Chapter 12 – Año Nuevo (Part I), sporked by kasri_noireau
Chapter 12 – Año Nuevo (Part II), sporked by kasri_noireau
Chapter 13 – Dead Man Walking (Part I), sporked by amyrat151
Chapter 13 – Dead Man Walking (Part II), sporked by amyrat151
Chapter 14 – Heaven and Hell (Part I), sporked by amyrat151
Chapter 14 – Heaven and Hell (Part II), sporked by amyrat151
Chapter 15 – Verdict (Part I), sporked by tuckerofterror
Chapter 15 – Verdict (Part II), sporked by tuckerofterror
Chapter 16 – Escape (Part I), sporked by das_mervin
Chapter 17 – Speechless
Chapter 18 – Awake
Chapter 19 – Epiphanies
Chapter 20 – Proposal
Postlude – Aftermath
Epilogue – Bad Blood
Final Thoughts


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From:kumiko_fuji
Date:January 2nd, 2012 03:08 am (UTC)
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New Moon in Edwards POV? Why? He barely did anything in the time Bella was gone, at least Bella hung out with Jacob which were the only parts I liked, Jacob when he was still human. From what I've heard the movie has an hilarious scene about how little Edward did in that time, he just sat around moping and getting smelly in some place, surrounded by rats. How the heck can one write 20 chapters about that?

Though I'm sure if Midnight Sun had been release, Meyer would have attempted to do this.
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From:illyriasacolyte
Date:January 2nd, 2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
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Oh dear God. Oh sweet Jesus above.

From:ruin_takada
Date:March 14th, 2013 06:02 pm (UTC)
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I don't know about madness, but I'm sure getting quite a bit of purdy-mouth feels from this pic. I mean, mouth, fingers, mouth and fingers, and I think you know where I'm going with this.
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From:kseenaa
Date:January 3rd, 2012 10:34 pm (UTC)
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Oh good lord. Good luck to you all!
From:ruin_takada
Date:April 20th, 2013 08:49 pm (UTC)
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I'm loving the userpic here. Could I... possibly steal it? Seriously, could I?

Thanks x
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From:kseenaa
Date:April 20th, 2013 09:10 pm (UTC)
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Well... You could SNAG it... ;-) IF! You give proper credit to the maker. :-) Just add this in the comments to the userpic: made by iamtheliquorr. ;-) If you do that, I'm cool! :-D
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From:raxistaicho
Date:November 30th, 2012 01:05 am (UTC)
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Oh my god, this is gonna be crazy XD
From:ruin_takada
Date:November 16th, 2013 04:28 am (UTC)
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NOTE:

Chapter 13 (Dead Man Walking) is back up for grabs. I deeply apologise for the time wasting and the trouble I've caused, and in return I will do a one-shot to make up for my shenanigans. If you have one in mind (perhaps one so bad you couldn't bear to do it yourself?) post it in reply to this comment, and I will choose one based on a canon I actually know.

Thank you, and I hope my successor has far better luck than I do.

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