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January 31st, 2012


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09:27 pm - [SOS_SPORKERS] Harry Potter and the Head of Black - Table of Contents
Harry Potter and the Head of Black

By El Pepe

Alternative Title: The Story of a Sociopathic Stu’s Systematic Subjugation of GODDAMNED EVERYBODY

SPORKER: SOS_SPORKERS

You know those fanfics where Harry suddenly finds out that he’s even more filthy rich than he thought, has connections with the most powerful and ancient house in the Wizarding world, is somehow royalty, gains a harem, and falls in love with Hermione? And Dumbledore is suddenly an inept, snivelling villain whose sole purpose is to be stomped upon by Harry, so the Stuthor can vent his frustrations at authority figure?

Yeah. This is that fic. But that’s not all. Remember Nymphadora Tonks? The fierce, feisty, decisive, strong Auror that was totally Awesome in canon?

She’s ENSLAVED by Harry.

Enslaved and TORTURED.

Enslaved, tortured, and RAPED.

Buckle in and let’s start this 16 chapter long ride of utter depravity.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – The Will of Sirius Black (Part I)
Chapter 1 – The Will of Sirius Black (Part II)
Chapter 1 – The Will of Sirius Black (Part III)
Chapter 1 – The Will of Sirius Black (Part IV)
Chapter 1 – The Will of Sirius Black (Part V)
Chapter 1 – The Will of Sirius Black (Part VI)
Chapter 1 – The Will of Sirius Black (Part VII)
Chapter 2 – The Power the Dark Lord Knows (Part I)
Chapter 2 – The Power the Dark Lord Knows (Part II)
Chapter 3 – Unspeakable Actions (Part I)
Chapter 3 – Unspeakable Actions (Part II)
Chapter 3 – Unspeakable Actions (Part III)
Chapter 4 – Plea for Help (Part I)
Chapter 4 – Plea for Help (Part II)
Chapter 4 – Plea for Help (Part III)
Chapter 5 – Playtime Gone Wrong
Chapter 6 – Secrets Exposed
Chapter 7 – Hostages
Chapter 8 – Planning
Chapter 9 – Freedom
Chapter 10 – Be All My Sins Remember’d
Chapter 11 – Fallout
Chapter 12 – Prophecy Fulfilled
Chapter 13 – Interlude: A Sirius Matter
Chapter 14 – Omake and Author Note
Chapter 15 – The Council of Old
Chapter 16 – Stronghold, Part I


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From:chibi_regalli
Date:February 1st, 2012 07:16 pm (UTC)
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... The FUCK.

Why would Harry even WANT to enslave, torture and/or rape Tonks? He likes her! He at least helped raise her orphaned son! Was named godfather to the kid, in fact, because Tonks and Lupin were on extremely good terms with him. Even if Lupin was the one who had the idea, Tonks would've had to agree. It makes no sense!
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From:beacon80
Date:February 1st, 2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
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You're obviously one of those brain-washed morons who don't see that after the fifth book, Rowling spontaneously lost all of her ability to write and that the last few books are abominations that should be burned because Harry didn't bang Hermione (and every other woman in the series, but mostly Hermione).

Ugh, even in jest, I feel dirty for writing that.
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From:chibi_regalli
Date:February 1st, 2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
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Except for Ginny, because Ginny is a dirty whore who is beneath Harry and he should NEVER, EVER have hooked up with her, EVER.

*Gags* I don't blame you for feeling dirty.

I can understand the complaints about the epilogue being sickly sweet, and the last two books aren't my favorites of the series, but it does work as an ending. Yes, it's a bit jarring tone-wise, and some of the shippers may be upset, but one can't blame Rowling after the level of Harmonian fantard crap she got to say "You know what? Screw you. I'm the author, so I do in fact understand my characters better than you." And as for the sweetness, they honestly earned wonderful sugar happy land after all the crap that happened in the past seven books, not to mention Harry's horrific childhood up until age eleven.
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From:beacon80
Date:February 1st, 2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
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Well, obviously. Anybody who dates three guys over the course of two years, and marries the last one is a complete slut. Going out with a sleezy jerk just to make a boy jealous, though, that's a-okay.
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From:morri_delrae
Date:February 2nd, 2012 02:30 pm (UTC)
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"You know what? Screw you. I'm the author, so I do in fact understand my characters better than you."

Well... I've always found that argument to be extremely tricky. Case in point: Meyer.

And as for the sweetness, they honestly earned wonderful sugar happy land after all the crap that happened in the past seven books, not to mention Harry's horrific childhood up until age eleven.

They did, but what about other people (and non-people) who deserved to have their concerns addressed too? What about the Muggles and Muggleborns, and Slytherins, and werewolves, and house elves and giants and all the other social issues that were suddenly dropped like a hot potato? (yep, I loathed the last book, I wonder if it shows :>)
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From:chibi_regalli
Date:February 2nd, 2012 04:16 pm (UTC)
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Fair enough. There's at least some implications things would get better, considering everyone who showed up during the battle, and with Fenrir dead things might begin changing for the werewolves, but... yeah. We never saw the aftereffects of the battle beyond happy joy land. I think part of that's tied into the book being a serious break from the rest of the series, and part of it just... well, honestly, the amount of social issues that were brought up would probably have to fit into another full book. I'm pretty sure I read once that the last section was written long before the rest of the book, and if that's the case, it shows.

It's the actually being sent death threats for not pairing up two characters thing. It's not always a valid argument, but considering how rabid the shippers were, I'll give her that one.
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From:morri_delrae
Date:February 2nd, 2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
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well, honestly, the amount of social issues that were brought up would probably have to fit into another full book.

And I'd read the hell out of that.

Also: gehayi wrote an excellent comment on how the epilogue might have been great (or at least acceptable), without turning into another doorstopper.

(I especially love the bit about Ron's driving instructor)
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From:chibi_regalli
Date:February 2nd, 2012 07:47 pm (UTC)
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As would I, actually. Shame she's not writing any more, at least not for a while.

Oooh, good indeed. That would've been great.
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From:beacon80
Date:February 2nd, 2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
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I also wouldn't say no to a book starring Neville in year seven.
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From:sos_sporkers
Date:February 19th, 2012 09:20 am (UTC)
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Actually, that question is never answered. It was never explained why Harry would condone slavery, let alone take advantage of an enslaved Tonks. It just is.

The Stuthor evidently thought that slavery was so okay that he didn't need to explain or justify it. If you were given a slave, no matter what kind of person you are, you are going to take advantage of them. That's just how things are.

And yes, it was utterly sickening.
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From:bluekevlar16
Date:December 19th, 2014 04:11 am (UTC)
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This is God Mode Stu Badfic Land. Logic, canon characterization, and good writing need not apply.
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From:sttq
Date:February 9th, 2012 08:59 am (UTC)
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*stares*

Oh my Christ, this is not gonna be pretty.

You poor things, you.
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From:themadmisshats
Date:June 28th, 2013 01:14 am (UTC)
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Wait, what? Harry, slaves, torture, rape... WHAT?

*Whimpers.*

I just... I... WHY?!?!
From:iamsorrytruly
Date:April 22nd, 2014 04:10 am (UTC)

Are you alive?

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You never did answer my post and while that's completely understandable given the manipulative and reprehensible nature of all I said and tried to do. The fact that you haven't updated your Journal nor posted any sporkings on Das_Sporking makes me worried that perhaps it's more than just you understanding that what I did was beyond forgiveness. It makes me worry that perhaps your talk of suicide might have become more than talk though I hope that you've just been busy with University or perhaps have grown out of Sporking all together. I still have to try and find out.

My fear of hearing just how much my message revealed about my own twisted nature has finally been superseded by my fear of your own health. And I'm beyond ashamed that it took this long to abandon that selfish cowardice.

So I'm posting this on the off chance that you still look at your Journal to ask are you alright?

I hope you are but hope is such an empty thing.
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From:charlie2cute
Date:July 12th, 2014 10:22 am (UTC)
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Hi, um are you going to finish this fic?

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