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Standing my Ground
Alternate Title: Withstanding Horrible Grammar, Spelling, Characterization, and Sues
You know that character I sometimes spork with? Agent Sands? Well, being played by Johnny Depp, he has his own fair share of Sues all lusting after his loins. Not even the lack of eyes stops the little canon rapists from having their wicked way with him. Well, when I read this fic’s summary and part of the fic itself, Sands all but leapt out of my chest, snarling and waving a broken tequila bottle, DEMANDING that this fic be sporked. And who am I to go against the whims of a blind psychopath?
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