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April 15th, 2012


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07:48 pm - The Twilight Illustrated Guide - Table of Contents
The Twilight Illustrated Guide

By Stephenie Meyer

Alternate Title: Canon Violations Ahoy!


SPORKER: DAS_MERVIN

Did the Twilight series leave you wanting more? And by wanting more I mean wanting the characters to be a little more fleshed out than the cardboard cutouts they were? Or maybe you wanted some explanation as to what the hell the fucked up vampire biology was. Yes, there were plenty of questions out there when the series was done, and so Meyer released the OFFICIAL Twilight Illustrated Guide! A beautiful hardback book that promised to answer all of your questions and provide plenty of pictures to really give everyone a feel for the universe. Yes, Stephenie Meyer truly filled in the cracks of her universe with this book!

Yeah, no. This thing is little more than a repeat of a bunch of stuff we already know. What little new info there is is useless, showcases her inability to research the slightest things, and is just a testament to how very little effort she puts into her work. This is a lazy, lazy book, guys, and even Twihards were disappointed by it.

This review is a video review! Every link will lead you to a YouTube post.

*THIS REVIEW IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. IT WILL CONTINUE ONCE BREAKING DAWN HAS BEEN POSTED ON THE SITE.*

Table of Contents

Episode 1: Introduction
Episode 2: Interview With Stephenie Meyer (Part I)
Episode 2: Interview With Stephenie Meyer (Part II)
Episode 2: Interview With Stephenie Meyer (Part III)
Episode 2: Interview With Stephenie Meyer (Part IV)
Episode 3: Vampire Anatomy
Episode 4: Edward and Carlisle
Episode 5: Esme, Rosalie, and Emmett
Episode 6: Alice and Jasper
Episode 7: Bella and Renesmee
Episode 8: Volturi Introduction
Episode 9: Aro
Episode 10: Caius and Marcus
Episode 11: The Volturi Guard
Episode 12: The Romanians
Episode 13: The Denalis
Episode 14: Peter and Charlotte


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From:bluekevlar16
Date:July 20th, 2013 07:59 am (UTC)
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I hate to ask if you're going to do more stuff with Twilight, but I have to wonder, are you going to finish it? You're certainly not obligated to do so, especially since you've done so much, but your Guide sporking is one of my favorites so far, up there with New Moon. Again, you don't have to if you don't want to, but I, and (judging by the comments) others of your fans would really like it. I'm looking forward to what it says about the lowly Dogs and the brown people, especially.
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From:legal_assasin
Date:August 9th, 2013 09:08 pm (UTC)
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I think she mentioned she'd continue once the Breaking Dawn sporking was finished.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 4th, 2013 12:44 am (UTC)
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Could you make episode 2 part 4 of this series available on mobile devices?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 4th, 2013 01:47 am (UTC)
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Could you make episode 2 part 4 of this series available on mobile devices?

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