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April 15th, 2012


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07:49 pm - [DAS MERVIN AND GEHAYI] Twihard Idiocy - Table of Contents
Twihard Idiocy

Alternate Title: Exactly What It Says On the Tin

SPORKERS: DAS_MERVIN AND GEHAYI

No matter how bad something is, it is guaranteed to always have fans. Sometimes, bad things have more fans than is normal. I am, of course, talking about Twilight. However, I may trash the series and I may even trash the author, but I am always hesitant to trash the fans of anything. I mean, that’s a pretty broad insult—to say anyone who likes Twilight is stupid? That’s pretty out of line.

But, well…some of the fans are stupid. And I can say this because I have seen countless articles and forum posts where Twihards spew some of the most illegible, nonsensical, completely WTF bullshit I have ever seen in my life. Worse yet, most if it is usually incorrect, and I’m not talking differences in opinion when it comes to interpretation of canon. Oh no—I mean they just outright get canon facts wrong.

That’s what this series is for. To showcase and counter the Twihards themselves. To show that our criticism we do here? It’s legit—‘cause we know this canon better than you.

Bitches.

Table of Contents

01: Alexandra Adornetto: Why Teenage Boys Suck More Than Vampires
02: Sarah Blackwood: Our Bella, Ourselves
03: Erika Christakis: The Harsh Bigotry of Twilight Haters
04: Lydia Kokkola: Virtuous Vampires and Voluptuous Vamps (Part I)
04: Lydia Kokkola: Virtuous Vampires and Voluptuous Vamps (Part II)
04: Lydia Kokkola: Virtuous Vampires and Voluptuous Vamps (Part III)
05: Dr. Cheryl B. Rhodes: The Twilight Saga and Religion (Part I)
05: Dr. Cheryl B. Rhodes: The Twilight Saga and Religion (Part II)
05: Dr. Cheryl B. Rhodes: The Twilight Saga and Religion (Part III)
06: Facebook: 50 Edward Cullen Characteristics That Every Guy Should Have
07: TwilightMoms: The Creepiest and Most Gothic Moments
08: TwilightMoms: Edward’s Back Story


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