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June 25th, 2009

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10:43 pm - Year 2: Ariana's Hidden Power - Table of Contents
Ariana’s Hidden Power

By Ariana Black

Alternate title: Ariana’s Useless Chapters

A new Sue talent arises! We have absolutely pointless chapters of crap and the introduction of SUE-PER POWERS! Watch as she turns Boy-Toy into a quivering pile! Observe as bad things come out of nowhere, last three seconds, then are promptly forgotten! Become STUNNED as Voldemort randomly appears for three pages with no Death Eaters except Peter Pettigrew and even more randomly decides that Ariana is the ultimate weapon against Harry! And puke when Neville sleeps with Ariana through grammatical error! And, as a final touch, ENTER THE SCARY SUES!!!

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Another Typical Summer Day
Chapter 2 – #4 Privet Drive
Chapter 3 – Ariana to the Rescue
Chapter 4 – Off to Visit Friends
Chapter 5 – The Hogwarts Express
Chapter 6 – Cats and Rats
Chapter 7 – Pillow Fight
Chapter 8 – The Quidditch Match
Chapter 9 – The Demon
Chapter 10 – Fun with Mistletoe
Chapter 11 – Truth or Dare
Chapter 12 – Surprise Everyone
Chapter 13 – The Empath
Chapter 14 – More Secrets, More Lies
Chapter 15 – Capture and Escape
Chapter 16 – You’ll Never Lose Me
Chapter 17 – Summer Vacation is Way too Long

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