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January 10th, 2013

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02:37 am - THE CHATTERBOX: Das Sporking
The Chatterbox: Das Sporking

As the community owner and mod, I am always looking for ways to improve the comm. As such, this is where you can talk about the comm itself—do you have suggestions? Compliments? Criticisms? Ideas for a new Chatterbox subject? Or even just want to say how you found this place or places you’ve seen the comm linked? You can bring it here and mention it.

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Date:April 12th, 2013 01:27 pm (UTC)
Has anyone here ever dreamed about das_sporking before?

I dreamed that Mervin was my teacher -- she was going to teach me how to spork. I was sat at my desk and everything, but then, just when she was about to begin, some guys in suits came. They talked to Mervin in private, and she revealed to me afterwards that they owned a big review website and they wanted to hire her as an official reviewer. The only thing is, she's only allowed to review things that their genres pertain to, and due to copyright issues, she wouldn't be allowed to spork Twilight anymore. I was devastated, and I begged her not to take the job -- however, she was unsure whether or not she wanted to take it, because they were going to pay her a lot of money.....

But that wasn't the weirdest part.

The weirdest part was, because I don't actually know what Mervin looks like, my brain just threw in Castiel as a stand-in. So, this whole time, Mervin was actually Castiel.
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Date:June 17th, 2013 10:18 pm (UTC)
I know what you mean about the Mervin stand-in.

I had a dream that I was on vacation and Mervin was with me. We were extras for a movie which seemed to be Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, only Bellatrix Lestrange (who was the one being filmed at that point) was played by a rat in a witch's outfit. Not a humanoid rat or anything, just an ordinary rat made to stand on its hind legs.

I was having a conversation with Mervin about the Enchanted Forest Chronicles. She was ranting about how incredibly sexist she thought the series was. I was shocked because not only was the Enchanted Forest Chronicles one of the least-sexist series I've read, but it struck me as the sort of thing she'd enjoy.

I never saw Mervin directly, though. She was always just out of my eyesight. I can't remember what her voice sounded like, either. I just somehow knew it was her.

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