July 4th, 2009
|das_mervin||12:10 am - Child of Grace - Table of Contents|
Child of Grace
By Lady Azar de Tameran
Alternate Title: Child of Infinite Wangst
There are just some times where you find a fic that…needs to be sporked. The whole thing. Which is oftentimes a problem, especially for fics that are forty chapters long and over 250,000 words. But then again, you do have some people who are out of their flippin’ minds and undertake these sorts of sporkings because they are crazy.
Take me, for instance. I’ve sporked all of Rose Potter, have nearly sporked all of Ariana Black, took it upon myself to script and spork Jennifer Craw, who has no less than TWENTY fics in her particular series, and now I find THIS fic. “Child of Grace,” by Lazy Azar de Tameran. I think I officially qualify as crazy, or at least thorough. And this fic needs to be sporked. It’s got angst out the wazoo, Slytherin glorifying, Weasley bashing, “I’ve read ahead” syndrome in spades, Sue-per powers, and more. It’s really a newer, Slytherin-based version of “Rose Potter” on some levels. And as much as I hate Rose Potter, part of me misses the knowledge that I could always go back and spork her—even though now I can’t, because I finished her. *sniff* You know, now that she’s not around anymore, I kind of miss her. I never really appreciated her until she was gone. *emo tear*
So I need a new project. Jennifer Craw bores me too much, I’ve decided, to start her up now, and I can’t start a sporking when I’m bored. This one excites me. It pleases me. It amuses me. It makes me derisively laugh. And it needs to be sporked—it’s got 472 reviews, all positive, and it needs a negative one for a change. So here I am, undertaking the sporking, doing my best to try, and hopefully succeeding.
SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
JULY 7, 2010: SPORK ABANDONED. FIC TOO LARGE AND TOO UNBEARABLE TO CONTINUE.
JULY 12, 2010: SPORK CONTINUED BY zelda_queen.
Table of Contents
Prologue – A Holly Night
Chapter 1 – More Than They Think You Are
Chapter 2 – Magically Delivered
Chapter 3 – On the Road Again!
Chapter 4 – Diagonally Delightful
Chapter 5 – Trains, Truces, and a Turning Point
Chapter 6 – Halloween Havoc
Chapter 7 – Holly’s Wild Ride
Chapter 8 – A Holly, Jolly Christmas
Chapter 9 – Demons and Dreams
Chapter 10 – For Those Who Bring Harm
Chapter 11 – Child of Fate
Chapter 12 – Enter the Dragon
Chapter 13 – Dante’s Special Delivery
Chapter 14 – Looney Lovegood
Chapter 15 – Secrets and Samhain
Chapter 16 – Written in Stone
Chapter 17 – Serpent Tongue
Chapter 18 – Christmas Confessions
Chapter 19 – Betrayal is in the Eyes of the Beholder (Part I), sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 19 – Betrayal is in the Eyes of the Beholder (Part II), sporked by guardians_song
ALL CHAPTERS PAST THIS POINT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE ARE BEING SPORKED BY zelda_queen. ALL LINKS LEAD AWAY FROM THIS JOURNAL AND TO HERS.
Chapter 20 – True or False (Part I)
Chapter 20 – True or False (Part II)
Chapter 21 – In the Forest of the Night (Part I)
Chapter 21 – In the Forest of the Night (Part II)
Chapter 22 – Riddle in the Dark (Part I)
Chapter 22 – Riddle in the Dark (Part II)
Chapter 23 – Enemies of the Heir (Part I)
Chapter 23 – Enemies of the Heir (Part II)
Chapter 24 – Child of Hope (Part I)
Chapter 24 – Child of Hope (Part II)
Chapter 24 – Child of Hope (Part III)
Chapter 25 - A Sirius Situation (Part I)
Chapter 25 - A Sirius Situation (Part II)
Chapter 26 - Semper Fidelus (Part I)
Chapter 26 - Semper Fidelus (Part II)
Chapter 27 - Draco Demented (Part I)
Chapter 27 - Draco Demented (Part II)
Chapter 28 - Talons, Tea Leaves, and Time Turners
Chapter 29 - Dancing with Wolves
Chapter 30 - Complicated Confrontation
Chapter 31 - Grim Mistakes
Chapter 32 - Marauders and Maps
Chapter 33 - Wolf in the Fold
Chapter 34 - Poisoned Rationality
Chapter 35 - C’est Le Vie
Chapter 36 - Solitary Serenade
Chapter 37 - Cave Canem
Chapter 38 - Past Imperfect
Chapter 39 - Black Dawn
Chapter 40 - Year Four: Child of Faith (Part I)
Chapter 40 - Year Four: Child of Faith (Part II)
Chapter 40 - Year Four: Child of Faith (Part III)
Chapter 41 - Aegri Somnia
Chapter 42 - Que, Sara, Sara
Chapter 43 - Sine Qua Non
Chapter 44 - Tournaments and Treachery
Chapter 45 - Black Mail
Chapter 46 - Year of the Dragon
Chapter 47 - Dancing with the Stars
Chapter 48 - Through a Glass, Darkly
Chapter 49 - Raison D’etre
Chapter 50 - Qui Vive
Chapter 51 - Skeeter’s Scurrilious Scoop
Chapter 52 - River of Dreams
Chapter 53 - Dance with the Devil
Chapter 54 - Shadow of the Day
Chapter 55 - Year Five: Child of Destiny (Part I)
Chapter 55 - Year Five: Child of Destiny (Part II)
Chapter 55 - Year Five: Child of Destiny (Part III)
|Date:||November 11th, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC)|| |
Wow what a bunch of immature morons
That's how I feel about the fact that all day long you decide to spork people's fanfiction. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE?
Oh I know exactly what's wrong with each and everyone one of you....you are all immature bunch of shit who thinks because someone can write something differently deserves to be sporked.
Grow the fucking hell up!
Re: Wow what a bunch of immature morons
Not every fanfic deserves to be sporked, but Holly Potter sure does.
|Date:||November 11th, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC)|| |
Re: Wow what a bunch of immature morons
Your opinion is noted. Thank you for your time.
|Date:||November 25th, 2011 10:30 am (UTC)|| |
You know, I rarely get angry at badfics. Mostly I just laugh at them, or shrug and move on. But Lady Azar de Whatever really managed to infuriate me with this.
I was almost literally shaking with rage while reading it. I can even point out the particular part that first made me lose it. That moment when they are discussing how the "Old Ways" are going to Hell because of the stupid Muggleborns who refuse to adapt to the Wizarding society. Yes - here's someone who apparantly completely misunderstood the whole point of the story, AND who made her precious Sues sound exactly like NEO-NAZIS! And they are the heroes! And there are people over at FFnet who swoons over this and tells her it's better than the real books! I weep for the fandom.
I'm impressed that you actually could spork this thing. I could only get halfway through the first year before starting to scream incoherently.
Someone likes the French language... I'd say that's cool, it's a cool language that has some expressions adapted into English, but the spelling/grammar is off...