July 4th, 2009
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By Gethsemane Butler
Alternate Title: NOT MY JARETH, YOU BITCH
Gethsemane is back! Or rather, I’m sporking one of her earlier works. This little gem is from the Labyrinth fandom, and her precious OC is Sarah’s younger sister. Jareth has prophetic dreams about having sex with her, which somehow means they are to be married. It’s the same, tired, clichéd harlequin story that this particular Suethor is so fond of rehashing over and over and OVER again, just insert whatever guy she’s lusting after at the time into the little hole cut out for the lead male. Seeing as Labyrinth is pretty much a huge staple of my childhood, and Jareth was my version of a lot of young boys’ reaction to Princess Leia in a gold bikini, I was not about to take that lying down.
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Oh how I long to read this.
. . . Not Jareth. No way. This is wrong, incorrect, insane, and the person who wrote it is the exact same.
I am sorry you had to go through the sporking of such a horrible thing.