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July 4th, 2009


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11:33 am - Seven Days - Table of Contents
Seven Days

By Gethsemane Butler

Alternate Title: NOT MY JARETH, YOU BITCH

Gethsemane is back! Or rather, I’m sporking one of her earlier works. This little gem is from the Labyrinth fandom, and her precious OC is Sarah’s younger sister. Jareth has prophetic dreams about having sex with her, which somehow means they are to be married. It’s the same, tired, clichéd harlequin story that this particular Suethor is so fond of rehashing over and over and OVER again, just insert whatever guy she’s lusting after at the time into the little hole cut out for the lead male. Seeing as Labyrinth is pretty much a huge staple of my childhood, and Jareth was my version of a lot of young boys’ reaction to Princess Leia in a gold bikini, I was not about to take that lying down.

Table of Contents

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen


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From:audrawilliams
Date:April 19th, 2010 06:45 pm (UTC)
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Oh how I long to read this.
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From:madforbeyond
Date:April 28th, 2012 07:05 pm (UTC)

No. Just. No.

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. . . Not Jareth. No way. This is wrong, incorrect, insane, and the person who wrote it is the exact same.

I am sorry you had to go through the sporking of such a horrible thing.

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