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Ariana’s Secret
By Ariana Black
Alternate title: Ariana’s Pity Party
Let’s begin the trauma-trip! Joining us in this sad, strange little world are Airhead the Ho, Hairy Potty the Dumb-Butt, Don Weasel the Moron, Herm Stranger the Hermaphrodite, Ninny Weasel the valley girl, Devil Shortbottom and Flake-O Boy-Toy the pedophiles, Severed Snap the shocked horror, Serious Smack, in the same boat as Hairy and Al Bumblybore, the doddering old fart! Watch as Ariana Black does nothing but sob over the horrible secret that has ruined her life and, even though no one at this school knows what it is, she never wastes a minute crying over it and making it as evident as possible! And it doesn’t help that Voldemort is simply put on hold while Ariana whines about her horrible secret!
SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 – To Hogwarts
Chapter 2 – First Day of Class
Chapter 3 – Black and Blue and Red All Over
Chapter 4 – The Halloween Feast
Chapter 5 – Secrets and Lies
Chapter 6 – Christmas Eve
Chapter 7 – Ashamed
Chapter 8 – The Visit
Chapter 9 – New Beginnings
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