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June 26th, 2009

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12:37 pm - Year 3: Ariana's Sacrifice - Table of Contents
Ariana’s Sacrifice

By Ariana Black

Alternate Title: Ariana’s Useless YEAR

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. She returns in all her glory, outdoing everyone at everything even more than she already was, more repetition of her Sue-per powers than her secret she could tell no one in Year One, sap oozing from every pulsating boil this fic has, and Voldemort’s new randomness of the day: Ariana is much more important than Harry could EVER hope to be in his nefarious plans! Not only that, bimbo Canon-Sue Hermione, the hopeless cheerleader, and Ditzy Vally-Girl Canon-Sue Ginny return for an encore! This one is SO useless, it drives Hyde COMPLETELY and UTTERLY over the EDGE. Poor Hyde. If you had a heart, you would send her $20.

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Quite an Interesting Summer
Chapter 2 – I Won’t Leave You
Chapter 3 – Late Night Fun
Chapter 4 – Tabby Cat
Chapter 5 – An Interesting Train Ride
Chapter 6 – Revenge can be Sweet
Chapter 7 – A Disturbing Dream
Chapter 8 – Lessons in Divination
Chapter 9 – The Yule Ball
Chapter 10 – Polyjuice Potion
Chapter 11 – Set Your Future in the Stars
Chapter 12 – Another Dream
Chapter 13 – The Deal
Chapter 14 – The Sacrifice
Chapter 15 – A Daring Rescue
Chapter 16 – Home Again

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