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December 4th, 2009

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08:27 am - [MRS. HYDE] Midnight Sun - Table of Contents
Midnight Sun

By Stephenie Meyer

Alternate Title: Sparkly Stalkers and the Codependent Twits They Obsess Over

Did you read the Twilight series thinking that Edward just wasn’t psychotic enough? That his condescension of anyone who wasn’t him was nice, but that Meyer really could have put in more? That you wanted more stalking, more abuse, and more sociopathic tendencies? More patronizing hand-holding? More dead herrings that top even those of Twilight? More chagrin? Because Meyer sure did. Introducing Midnight Sun, an unflinching (and unedited) look inside the mind of one Edward Cullen, dream man of thousands of girls everywhere. But certainly not Mrs. Hyde’s, as you shall see.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – First Sight
Chapter 2 – Open Book
Chapter 3 – Phenomenon
Chapter 4 – Visions
Chapter 5 – Invitations (Part I)
Chapter 5 – Invitations (Part II)
Chapter 6 – Blood Type
Chapter 7 – Melody
Chapter 8 – Ghost
Chapter 9 – Port Angeles (Part I)
Chapter 9 – Port Angeles (Part II)
Chapter 10 – Theory
Chapter 11 – Interrogations
Chapter 12 – Complications
Midnight Sun Summary: A Sporking
Final Thoughts

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