April 26th, 2010
|das_mervin||05:09 pm - Year 7: Ariana and the Prophesy of Gaea - Table of Contents|
Ariana and the Prophesy of Gaea
By Ariana Black
Alternate Title: Ariana and the Year of Infidelity combined with Her Largest Violation of Canon Yet
And finally, the moment we’ve all be waiting for!!! Or, rather, been dreading. The final year of the Ariana Black Series. And what a finale it is. Take all the angst, the whining, the sappy-crappy, the OOCness, the violations of canon and all the other shtuff that you hated from the previous six years and roll it all into one. Then, add some serious infidelity, more arrogance than you can shake a stick at, even more pointless nonsense than all the previous years combined, more stupidity than Airhead’s capture in Year Five, and just a dash of Voldemort, for kicks. The result? Year Seven. A few “highlights:” 1) more chapters of pointless crap than chapters that actually pertain to the plot, 2) skipping funerals in favor of sex, 3) the Sue mother coming back for a posthumous encore, 4) the “return” of Quidditch, 5) really crappy chapter titles, 6) and more wangst on the part of Airhead than in Year One. The longest, most painful fic we’ve done yet. It keeps on going, and going, and going, and going, and…you get the idea. Drives Madame Mervin and Mistress Hyde insane several times. Prepare yourself for the ultimate three-ring circus of pain.
Table of Contents
SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Chapter 1 - Mudfight!
Chapter 2 – Diagon Alley
Chapter 3 – Ambush (Part I)
Chapter 3 – Ambush (Part II)
Chapter 4 – Tabitha…and Remus? (Part I)
Chapter 4 – Tabitha…and Remus? (Part II)
Chapter 5 – Day of Mourning (Part I)
Chapter 5 – Day of Mourning (Part II)
Chapter 6 – The Case of the Missing Lesson Plans
Chapter 7 – Never Heard of It
Chapter 8 – Slimeblood
Chapter 9 – What a Zoo! (Part I)
Chapter 9 – What a Zoo! (Part II)
Chapter 10 – Carpathian Cacti
Chapter 11 – Happy Birthday, Ariana!
Chapter 12 – Slytherin v. Ravenclaw (Part I)
Chapter 12 – Slytherin v. Ravenclaw (Part II)
Chapter 13 – Snowball Fight!
Chapter 14 – History of Magic is Useful for Once?
Chapter 15 – Tabby Cat and Kitten (Part I)
Chapter 15 – Tabby Cat and Kitten (Part II)
Chapter 16 – The Long Awaited Christmas Party (Part I)
Chapter 16 – The Long Awaited Christmas Party (Part II)
Chapter 16 – The Long Awaited Christmas Party (Part III)
Chapter 16 – The Long Awaited Christmas Party (Part IV)
Chapter 17 – Werewolves and Wool Socks
Chapter 18 – New Years at Hogwarts
Chapter 19 – The Focalist (Part I)
Chapter 19 – The Focalist (Part II)
Chapter 20 – Slytherin v. Gryffindor
Chapter 21 – A Pile of Wood
Chapter 22 – Revelations (Part I)
Chapter 22 – Revelations (Part II)
Chapter 23 – Not Set in Stone
POST-DEATHLY HALLOWS SPORKING CANON FROM HERE FORWARD
Chapter 24 – Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down (Part I)
Chapter 24 – Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down (Part II)
Chapter 25 – In the Aftermath
Chapter 26 – Through the Looking Glass
Chapter 27 – The Last Straw
Chapter 28 – Second Impressions
Chapter 29 – As the World Goes Down the Drain
Chapter 30 – The Invitation
Chapter 31 – Gateway to Hell
Chapter 32 – Into Hell’s Depths
Chapter 33 – Prisoners of Hell
Chapter 34 – The Devil’s Minions
Chapter 35 – Dodging the Devil
Chapter 36 – The Devil’s Lair
Chapter 37 – Amageddon
Chapter 38 – Recovery
Chapter 39 – Boggarts and Ashes
Chapter 40 – So Long, Farewell, Auf Widersehen, Goodbye
Chapter 41 – When I Said I Do
I'm just curious, but are you going to go back to this sporking anytime soon? Or will it be after Breaking Dawn?
|Date:||March 17th, 2014 11:19 am (UTC)|| |
Yes, bring back the sporking! I wanna know what stupid thing she does to cope! And how long it takes Neville to realize what he saw maybe wasn't the whole story! I'm hoping for suicide and at least 10 chapters of moping, giving her plenty of time to do the whole jumping-off-a-tower thing without him getting in the way. PLEASE CONTINUE!!!
I'll read what you all have sporked, I do hope you come back and finish this. I wouldn't blame you for abandoning this though.
|Date:||June 30th, 2015 07:53 pm (UTC)|| |
Is this abandoned?
If so, can you post the rest of the story raw cause I wanna see where this goes.