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April 26th, 2010


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05:17 pm - [GROUP SPORKING] Hogwarts Too Exposed: A Slytherin Among Us - Table of Contents
Hogwarts Too Exposed:
A Slytherin Among Us


By Neil

Alternate Title: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Oh, back for more, are you? Did you not get enough pain in the previous year? Well, if that wasn’t enough for you, Neil definitely rose to the challenge (and that’s not all that rose with him, guaranteed). This year has laws actively dictating what women can and can’t do with their sexuality—meaning they are pretty much what Neil thinks women should be allowed to do. When they can have sex, what they can do when they have sex, how they may behave when it comes to being attractive to men, getting pregnant, abortion, bowing to the Almighty Cock—basically, all of the filth, pedophilia, perversion, misogyny, rape, multiplied by ten. And, just as the (popped) cherry on top of this huge sundae of manure, you get all the same cardboard cutouts that populate these fics, only they’ve somehow managed to become even flatter than they were already. Still here? Then click the cut, pass go, collect your $200, and move on to Chapter One.

Warnings: Excessive nudity, language, torture, pedophilia, voyeurism, watersports, scat, sex, rape, and rage-inducing topics multiplied by ten from the last fic. This fic should not be read by children or other living things. EVER. In fact, it should just be destroyed, preferably along with the author.

Yet again, this is a group sporking. The sporker of the chapter is indicated beside the link to the chapter here, as well as at the top of each sporked chapter.

Table of Contents

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Chapter 1 – Be Careful What You Bet, by skewed_tartan
Chapter 2 – Show Them What you Got, sporked by chocolatepot
Chapter 3 – Winners and Losers (Part I), sporked by tehrin
Chapter 3 – Winners and Losers (Part II), sporked by tehrin
Chapter 4 – Traditions, sporked by skewed_tartan
Chapter 5 – Choices (Part I), sporked by das_mervin and Mrs. Hyde
Chapter 5 – Choices (Part II), sporked by das_mervin and Mrs. Hyde
Chapter 6 – The Unintentional Nudist (Part I), sporked by gehayi
Chapter 6 – The Unintentional Nudist (Part II), sporked by gehayi
Chapter 7 – Just Another Boring Saturday, sporked by chocolatepot
Chapter 8 – Affirmation (Part I), sporked by notmonkey
Chapter 8 – Affirmation (Part II), sporked by notmonkey
Chapter 9 – Separation, sporked by milaya
Chapter 10 – A Secret No More, sporked by chocolatepot
Chapter 11 – The Naked Truth, sporked by saralina25
Chapter 12 – The Verdict (Part I), sporked by nifflet
Chapter 12 – The Verdict (Part II), sporked by nifflet
Chapter 13 – Halloween Treats (Part I), sporked by seeshellirun
Chapter 13 – Halloween Treats (Part II), sporked by saralina25
Chapter 14 – Gatherings, sporked by hoggege
Chapter 15 – Not the Foggiest Idea, sporked by das_mervin
Chapter 16 – The Worst Day of Her Life, sporked by saralina25
Chapter 17 – From Frying Pan to Fire (Part I), sporked by dontgiveahoot
Chapter 17 – From Frying Pan to Fire (Part II), sporked by dontgiveahoot
Chapter 18 – The Model, sporked by das_mervin

SPORKING CANON: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Chapter 19 – Nothing to Brag About, sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 20 – You Never Know What’s Around the Corner, sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 21 – Too Young to Die (Part I), sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 21 – Too Young to Die (Part II), sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 22 – Joining, sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 23 – The Seer (Part I), sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 23 – The Seer (Part II), sporked by guardians_song
Chapter 24 – A New Generation, sporked by shallow_kid
Final Thoughts
Spitefics (Part I)
Spitefics (Part II)
Spitefics (Part III)


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From:sashahoneypalm
Date:May 3rd, 2015 04:49 am (UTC)

HE (double hockeysticks): a poem

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There once was a man in denial
That he was a clear pedophile
So he wrote a long fic
Justifying his shtick
Nice try, Neil; we still think you're vile.

Neil's writing is all made of wrongs
Grown men exposing their dongs
Underage hooters
And clean-shaven cooters
Dear God *sob* it goes on and on...

I've followed the spork of this tale
Through two sleazy volumes of fail
But if, as you say,
Worse stuff's on the way
Then this here's the point where I bail.

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